One of the pressures that go along with graduation, you know along with finding a job, place to live etc. Go to your place of worship loaded. Split a magnum of expensive champagne with your true love. She will be spending her fall semester studying in London where she can't wait to immerse herself in the London culture and take that attitude wherever she goes. So make sure to do some crunches first. People say curiosity killed the cat, well, this episode could kill the college stud's reputation.
Come on now, use common sense on this one. Find your keys in the door the next morning. And the I unbuttoned the coat. Vow to quit drinking, after a weekend of binging. The exercise is not only good for your body, but also your mind.
Every library at every college campus has one spot or floor that rarely gets used, start there. This one is going to need planning and quite possibly a hot chick or two to distract the guards at the door. One of those really tight things that make guys go impotent. It simply means you are banned from the room because your roommate is having sex. That was the exact same colour as a top I had. I got in my friends car.
Skip a Class to Have Sex Remember earlier when we said to skip class to sleep? And I took my coat off. Even if you are doing great in class, stop by during office hours and pick their brains. Everything you think you know up to this point means absolutely nothing. Dye your hair purple while you still can. Let that be your first lesson in life.
So one thing I need to check off my bucket list before I graduate is tray sledding. Fast forwarding to the part that matters in number 33 of our bucket list: I spent the whole night trying to get drunk. Clean the Freshman Facebook Out Not everyone is going to be able to accomplish this feat. Still laughing, still little, still putting pillows on his head. I drank more to gain strength to go to the party in panties.
If you go to a smaller school, try out for a varsity sports team. We got into two different cars and went to a cheap supermarket. Walk out of a final exam, earlier than you expected. Leave a message in a bottle and let it go in the ocean. Become a Beer Pong King College is not complete until you become a legend in beer pong. Would you bring sand to the beach? Take every condom from the basket in the Health and Resource Center and then run. Go out the night before your earliest class.
Go to a poetry slam, a performance, a county fair or anything else being put on in town and absorb all you can before you move somewhere new. We went to college where we didn't attend any class. Those classes are also the early ones and the ones most likely to be skipped so have a friend that can sign you in and then don't even bother setting an alarm. There are also hundreds of just waiting for you. The thought of any type of post-grad life kind of feels like a death in a much too overdramatic way. Cause someone to run a naked lap. The weather is seriously perfect for riding bikes.
Lie and Tell Someone You are a Professor You are probably wondering what we mean by someone. If your roommate is getting laid every night of the week, don't be mad, get even. Someone took the microphone from me. But pinch your pennies and reward yourself with a gift, no matter how small, from the bookstore. That way when I'm gone the kids will find the map and can go on an adventure together! For extra points, bring along some friends who aren't even in the class to drink along with you.