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Ladies, do you prefer a little or a lot of cum in your pussy?

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There are nasty things that are appropriate for husband and wife. A: Lawrence Of A Labia. It sounds vulgar when you put it that way, but it is what it is. A: Put it in the shower. A: They both ate pussy Q: What's the definition of a tongue-twister? Q: Why do blondes wear tampons? Lick in upward motion kind of fast and with pressure.

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Ladies, do you prefer a little or a lot of cum in your pussy?

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I prefer a lot or cum, but a spurt is just fine also. A: Womb Raider Q: What do you call a Roman soldier with a smile on his face and a piece of hair between his two front teeth? Yes, messy, but that's why we keep Kleenex on the side tables. His mama says if you kick the chicken you get no eggs. A: To separate the hairy from the dairy. Falling off a bike is an accident.

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A: They both feel good, but you wonder who has been there before you! A: The other guys waiting their turn! What do you call the space between the twat and the shitter? There are nasty things that are appropriate for husband and wife. Q: What's the smallest hotel known to man? A: He could read lips! He says, hmm must be your feet then. A: They both hate pussy! When she starts moaning, lick from hole to clit. It's also a good idea to find out what the person eating the pussy likes and what are potential turn-offs. Q: What's the difference between balls and a pussy?. Why are men so bad at it? Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy? It's the act of fucking me that will the fun part.

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Girls, have you or will you ever eat another girls pussy?

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Men tend just to stick it in and forget all about the foreplay. The cunt is the thing that owns it! Three Tampons One day three tampons were walking down the street. Q: Why was two piece swimsuit invented? There are nasty things that are appropriate for husband and wife. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy and his owner beats him. Q: Why do women have two holes.

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Girls, have you or will you ever eat another girls pussy?

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A: She's the one holding an I love you sign. He walked over and grabbed the kid by his shoulders. No woman should open her legs to a man. Large Pussy A man is having sex with a woman with the largest pussy in the world. No one likes bad oral sex.


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A: cuntswaylow Q: What's the the definition of a vagina? Once its wet, it's time to go inside A man steps into an elevator with a woman. The waitress, a little suspicious of his behaviour follows him and watches him enter a brothel. Q: What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? I got down on my elbows or chest as he came. A: the harder the pussy, the more balls you need. Get your face down there and start kissing her sweet little pussy softly and still through her panties. Vagina is like subway; eat fresh. Then a few minutes later a bigger sausage came floating by and the cat fell in.

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The next day the boy kicks the pig. She may squirt in your face then. Hoe, I'd kick you in yo vagina but I don't wanna lose my shoe. If your tongue gets sore and your neck starts to crick, suck it up and keep going. The 6th a doctor with an m. I've had sex with two girls so far and I like it if everything is normal and clean.

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Ladies, do you prefer a little or a lot of cum in your pussy?

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I'm glad I've experienced both sides of sex. The first man says help me find my flashlight so we can find a way out of here. Your vagina should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin Next time you feel the need too call a women a cunt ,,don't ,instead call her ankles, that is 2 Feet Lower than a cunt. Q: What does a blonde and a tampon have in common? Q: What do you call an Oscar winning film about a vagina? He's 24, it's he's wedding night, and he's still a virgin. In the meantime, enjoy these five steps to making you better at eating pussy. For example, I like a chubby, clean and smoothly shaved. Q: What's the difference between parsley and pussy? You don't just trip and fall into a vagina.

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Girls, have you or will you ever eat another girls pussy?

do you like pussy

Cheating is not an accident. A: You would poke your eye out if it were straight! A dick has a sad life. Curious if your partner is getting turned on? Then he's engulfed all the way up to his shoulders, and then he completely slides into this womans pussy. A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. Is she clutching the sheets? Women are turned on by men who can effectively talk about sex while having sex. A: We'd be eating pussy every Thanksgiving.

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