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Love Jokes

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To avoid the market gossip, the couple decided to elope and lived in a cave in Jiangjin County in Southern Chongqing area of China. The woman was hungry for love and had no idea where her next male was coming from. Q: What book do women like the most? Q: Why are women like clouds? Truly Madly Deep Dish Pizza. Do you know what the big difference is between love and marriage? Our love will never become cold and hollow unless one day you refuse to swallow. Rub one ball and everything moves! Q: Why did God create orgasms? He could only get them as far as his knees. A: Feminem Q: What did the doctor say when a baby was born holding a Starbucks latte? Hey doc, I have a crutch on you. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

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22 jokes about women that get you to laugh →

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Are you familiar with that tingly feeling that you get in your body when you start to develop feelings for someone? Finally the year passed, and the witch turned the fish into a tall and handsome man. What is the main difference between love and marriage? Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Q: Why did God create the orgasm? So in love with Xu, was Liu, that no one was able to release the grip he had on his wife's hand even after he had passed away. For lunch make him a nutritious meal and prepare him an especially nice dinner. Women are like blue jeans. She wore a raspberry beret. Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job? As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.

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Short Love Stories

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She refused to answer the door for solicitors. Q: Why can't you trust a woman? Whether you live together or live long distance, it is a cute and thoughtful gesture. It better be the damn dishes! Because doing so saves them a lot of money. A: You think he's gonna wash the dishes? A: So women know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt. Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. I love you with all my boobs, I would say heart, but my boobs are bigger. An archaeologist is definitely the best husband a woman could ever have.

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Jokes & Humor for Women

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Female Viagra has been around for years. Q: What do you give a woman with everything? I cannot smile without you. Ok, just once, but not here. A: Head Over Heels Q: How is a woman like an airplane? She was thinking these every thoughts one day while she was fishing off the bridge. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. A: Cum in five different flavours.

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Women Jokes

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Over 50 years ago, Liu, a 19 year-old boy, fell in love with a 29 year-old widowed mother named Xu. Q: Why did God give women orgasms? When Cleopatra learned about Antony's death, she was distraught and later she took her own life. I thought it was love at first sight! I'm looking forward to Alzheimer's, cause I'll go to bed with a different woman every night. Q: What do you call a woman who raps about women's rights? And then there are some who I would love to punch in the face. Q: What do you call a woman without an asshole? We must both be subatomic particles because I feel this strong force between the two of us.


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Jokes & Humor for Women

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Q: How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Liu, now 72 years, returned from his daily farm work and collapsed. Q: Why hasn't a female been to the moon? They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. But if he is the one who decided to get married to me, then that makes him even crazier than I am.

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Funny Jokes About Women

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Q: What do you call a sunburnt girl with a yeast infection? How many worn-out housewives does it take to change a light bulb? They both irritate the shit out of you. Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? Harry up and kiss me! Q: What do you call a girl who doesn't give head? If this is not the case, just try to be aware of what type of jokes make him or her laugh. Despite all the threats, Anthony and Cleopatra got married. Women can bleed for days without dying. Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.

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Best Jokes Women Over 50 Can Remember

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A: Grilled cheese Q: What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Q: Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife? How can a woman find out what life's like without a man around? Some are true; others are from history or from famous works of fiction. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. Q: How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower? Love is getting mad at someone, telling that person to go to hell, and hoping that they get there safely. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway. Their love grows slowly, as Guinevere keeps Lancelot away from her. It is much easier to get in it than it is to get out of it. You cannot buy love, but you can still pay heavily for it.

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