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Sexual harassment is nothing but a pat that is lingering a bit too long! One voice says, follow your desire. I have a feeling it was on a joke thread much better, because few racist jokes and lots of gay jokes, not insulting gay people, though on here a long time ago. The first person to approach the gates was a wrinkled old man. The box a penis comes in. You loved food so much you married a woman named Candy.
They get their clothes off and get in bed together. Paddy and his friend go to the vatican for an audience with the pope, but they can't get close to the front. A hooker can wash her crack and resell it. She findly got a reply from a guy who lived in the outback in Austrailia. How many Hegelians does it take to change a light bulb? What do you call a guy with a small dick? None-they're too busy taking advantage of the darkness! Why did the semen cross the road? I saw how he kissed your neck.
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He only comes once a year. How come we spend so little time together? How are gay people like mice? She goes to bedroom, and puts on leather panties, gets whips, chains, tit clamps, etc. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? He asks if he may give the blessing and they agree. The pharmacist tells him that the condoms come in packs of three, nine, or 12, and asks which ones the young man wants. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
The doctor made some notes in the file. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Only one--he prays, God turns his head to pay attention, the light bulb moves! But if you say one word, it´s 50 dollars. She told him to wait a moment and she could fix the problem. How many Reformed epistemologists does it take to change a light bulb? What do women and noodles have in common? What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? Q: What's grosser than that? All of them How do you make a fag scream twice? She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the ranch main room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. All the hot dogs taste like shit! The only request is that I play topless as I have found that this provides me the most luck at winning. Q Why is there no Polish Olympic water skiing team? The six men on the plane got out and being gentlemen they helped the only woman on the plane get out. A A dead puppy Q How do you make a dead baby float? The other watches your snatch. Two cowboys applied for the job. A deaf man enters a pharmacy to buy condoms and tries to explain what he wants with sign language. Be aware that some of these jokes may be offensive for someone.
Why do men always give their jackets to their women when they are cold? You can negotiate with a terrorist. This guy is probably very dangerous. Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with vinegar and honey? Oral sex makes your day. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. How is life like toilet paper? Q Why did God give black men big dicks? She puts the money down on the table and rolls the dice. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? What do rabbis do with leftover circumcisions? Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? Another good thing screwed up by a period. The Helen Keller jokes from 30 years ago, repeated by people too stupid to read the thread before they contributed, those are fun? Because you wore the wrong socks today.
Kick his sister in the jaw. At the driver's window, he angrily asks her what is wrong with her that she was driving in such a manner - had she been drinking, was she on drugs, etc. When she returns, she lays down and he climbs back on top of her. About five minutes later the owner came back into the room and told him Sandpaper Sue would be more than willing to help him. What did the penis say to the vagina? The 4th nun walks up to St. Let me try to answer your question by asking you a question.